Joke five

看Linux帮忙文档时，发现一些文档特别有趣。

一

我查找zenity的用法，冷不丁出现这么一个命令范例：

zenity --question --title "Alert" --text "Microsoft windows has been found!  Would you like to remove it?"

二

查找xgc的用法，不知道是不是作者写帮助文档写恼了，出现这样的结果：

Try the buttons,see what they do;we haven't the time to document them,perhaps you do?
AUTHORS
Dam Schmidt,MIT

还是MIT的，呵呵

三

编译mod_python时，屏幕上字符瀑布滚动不停，但突然卡住：

checking your blood pressure...
result: a bit high, but we can proceed

五秒过后继续编译，让我着实囧了一下

四

Linux内核源码中附带了一些文档，其中有Linus一段相当刻薄的话：

Tabs are 8 characters, and thus indentations are also 8 characters.There are heretic movements that try to make indentations 4 (or even 2!) characters deep, and that is akin to trying to define the value of PI to be 3!

五

第一次在英语中看到脑残的说法（brain damaged），居然还是说Microsoft脑残：

Encoding the type of a function into the name (so-called Hungarian notation) is brain damaged - the compiler knows the types anyway and can check those, and it only confuses the programmer. No wonder MicroSoft makes buggy programs.

随意用TomBoy摘录了一下，居然积攒到五个，贴出来分享一下